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“Desolation Row” by My Chemical Romance 

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hailmalthus:

This is actually an amazing, fucking awesome quote.

Bob Ross is a genius.

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yuushahugs:

transformnerds:

quoth the raven

“kawaii”

#edgar allen moe

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nosdrinker:

“why am I still a virgin” he sighs to himself while taking off his guy fawkes mask and fedora after a long day of trolling

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punkypeggy:

buffy 5 ever

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man-bro-bukkake-theater:

ivanoooze:

coagulates:

right now at this very moment i am in the lobby of my dorm witnessing two people fighting and using bible verses to back up their side.

they actually have their bibles open

o…….k….

IT’S TIME TO D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-DISCUSS OUR BELIEFS 

I ACTIVATE MY SPELL CARD, MONSTER REBORN

JESUS WILL BE REVIVED IN THREE TURNS

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hailmalthus:

doctorholmesofhogwarts:

rainflaaash:

districtnineand-three-quarters:

accio—loki:

valkyriesmith:

solveitwithchocolate:

iou-a-fall-smeagol:

eleanull:

thechimeraresistance:

tltty:

if this eggplant gets less than 5 million notes i’m going to be so upset

Reblogging because eggplant

Fewer than 5 million notes. Fewer. Not less. 

I believe that it is called an  aubergine. 

IN AMERICA WE LET EGGS BE PLANTS BECAUSE FREEDOM

In Britain we let those AUBERGINES live once we heal them with our FREE HEALTH CARE

NOBODY CARES, ENGLAND

at least America came up with their own word and didn’t steal ours

you used the wrong flag France

if there’s one thing americans and the british can bond over it’s mocking france.

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